This actually happened to me today:
The local police department had a booth at my company’s annual health and wellness fair. They were handing out brochures about not drinking and driving (and I’m 1000% in favor of that!).
I say: Thanks, but don’t need one.
Officer says: Oh, you’re on the wagon? That’s great that you don’t drink.
I say: Sorry officer, no sir, not exactly. I’m off the wagon. I don’t drive!
Hey, that would be a great name for a blog!
Set up like a bowling pin!
By the way, for my fan-base out there, I’m trading in my bike cleats (left) for river shoes (right) for the next three weeks while I row a raft down the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon. So no blog posts for a while, since no kind of technology works down there (and I hope it never does)!
Expect lots of fun posts when I get back though about other forms of non-motorized recreation!